Very Funny Jokes: Being healthy makes life happy and laughing is necessary to remain healthy. Today people are suffering from many diseases. One should not wait for a special occasion to laugh.
One should laugh openly whenever one gets time during the day. Laughing and smiling keep us happy and away from stress. Along with this, the glow of the face remains intact. If you make a habit of laughing in the morning and evening, you can avoid serious diseases caused by mental stress. That is why we have brought some funny jokes and jokes for you, after reading which you will not be able to stop laughing.
Funny Jokes – It is important to laugh. (Very Funny Jokes)
Participants in a competition were asked…
Tell a sentence in which – dilemma, curiosity,
Feeling fear, peace, anger and happiness…
The awarded sentence was – My wife is not talking to me.
Mother came into the room yesterday at midnight and said-
Son, do you know that petrol has become cheap?
Bunty- Yes mother, then?
Mother: Shut down the phone and go to sleep.
Otherwise I will pour petrol on your phone and set it on fire.
Before marriage our brothers used to post status…
lion has no place
After Marriage….
I just called, sister-in-law picked up the call
I asked – where is the lion?
She said, they are peeling garlic…
Pintu- I want divorce from my wife,
She is not talking to me for the last 6 months.
Lawyer: Think carefully once.
Such a wife is not found often.
Chintu- It has been two years since your daughter got engaged, why so much delay in marriage?
Pintu- Actually, the boy is a lawyer,
As the wedding date approaches,
He postpones the date with some excuse or the other.
Father-Son What comes after 5?
Son- 6 and 7 Papa….
Father: Well done son!
If you are intelligent then it is good after 6, 7…
Son- 8, 9, 10 Father- And after that?
Son: And after that the slave, the queen and the king!